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  • Thursday, April 05, 2007

    .: Tarzan meet Jane :.

    Here's a funny joke that I came across on Friendster =)

    Warning, joke may contain sexual elements and may be offensive to certain parties...TOO BAD FOR YOU THEN!!

    When Jane initially met Tarzan in the
    jungle, she was attracted to him, and
    during her questions about his life, she
    asked him how he had sex?

    "Tarzan not know sex" he replied.

    Jane explained to him what sex was.

    Tarzan said "Oh, Tarzan use knot hole in
    trunk of tree."

    Horrified Jane said, "Tarzan you have it
    all wrong, but I will show you how to do
    it properly." She took off her clothing
    and lay down on the ground. "Here" she
    said, pointing to her privates, "you
    must put it in here."

    Tarzan removed his loincloth, showing
    Jane his considerable manhood, stepped
    closer to her and kicked her in the crotch!

    Jane rolled around in agony for what
    seemed like an eternity. Eventually she
    managed to gasp for air and screamed
    "What did you do that for?"

    Tarzan replied, "check for squirrel."


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    Tuesday, April 03, 2007

    .: Genius Letter :.

    Lately I've reduced this blog to a sort of outlet for myself to post stuff that i find interesting online or interesting stuff that i came across. The fact is, I doubt if i would actually be able to blog about myself. Unlike some of my friend, I find that i'm way too conscious about what others would find out about me to ever be able to blog freely like a certain someone >=)

    Therefore until one day when i'll be able to blog freely about my inner thoughts without having to worry about consequences. Here's a little something that i find is an absolute genius of a letter.

    Herbert A. Millington
    Chair - Search Committee
    412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University
    College Hill, MA 34109

    Dear Professor Millington,

    Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I
    regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me
    an assistant professor position in your department.

    This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually
    large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field
    of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

    Despite Whitson's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in
    rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at
    this time. Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor
    in your department this August. I look forward to seeing you then.

    Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

    Chris L. Jensen

    Genius! Don't you agree?


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