.: A funny note :.

I got home today, and went straight to my laptop to check if anyone left me any messages on MSN while I was out...instead I found a msg written on the laptop's Notepad by my sister.

**A FRIENDLY REMINDER**

DICKSON!


I HAVE SPEND THE LAST 30 MINUTES CLEANING AND SCRUBBING THE TOILET FLOOR AND EVERY DAMN THING IN IT
SO YOU BETTER NOT MESS IT UP

IF YOU DO HAPPEN TO "ACCIDENTALLY" DIRTY IT..

ILL MAKE YOUR LIFE MISERABLE!

I SWEAR I WILL!

BECAUSE I USED "CLOROX" AND THE FUCKING SMELL IS STILL ON MY HAND.AND IT STINKS LIKE FUCK.
BUT IS ALL GOOD..BECAUSE WE HAVE CLEAN AND SHINY TOILET NOW!

TAKE GOOD CARE OF IT.BECAUSE MY HAND IS RUINED BECAUSE OF IT!


GOOD NIGHT!

=)

Amusing to say the least.

Neway, this message is not edited in any way.

For those wondering, yeah my sister and I share the same toilet connecting our rooms. And i really ought to say this.. she's the one messing the toilet up most of the time. Which is why i never clean it and she's the one doing the cleaning- how do i know?

My mom and both my sis went off to Indonesia a couple of weeks ago for 5 days- toilet was spanking clean the day they left and on the day they return.

'Nuff said.

Aivin, Cin "my-hand-is-ruined-in-place-of-a-spanking-shiny-toilet" vin, Yours Cleanly

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