.: Tarzan meet Jane :.

Here's a funny joke that I came across on Friendster =)

Warning, joke may contain sexual elements and may be offensive to certain parties...TOO BAD FOR YOU THEN!!

When Jane initially met Tarzan in the
jungle, she was attracted to him, and
during her questions about his life, she
asked him how he had sex?

"Tarzan not know sex" he replied.

Jane explained to him what sex was.

Tarzan said "Oh, Tarzan use knot hole in
trunk of tree."

Horrified Jane said, "Tarzan you have it
all wrong, but I will show you how to do
it properly." She took off her clothing
and lay down on the ground. "Here" she
said, pointing to her privates, "you
must put it in here."

Tarzan removed his loincloth, showing
Jane his considerable manhood, stepped
closer to her and kicked her in the crotch!

Jane rolled around in agony for what
seemed like an eternity. Eventually she
managed to gasp for air and screamed
"What did you do that for?"



Tarzan replied, "check for squirrel."

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.: Genius Letter :.

Lately I've reduced this blog to a sort of outlet for myself to post stuff that i find interesting online or interesting stuff that i came across. The fact is, I doubt if i would actually be able to blog about myself. Unlike some of my friend, I find that i'm way too conscious about what others would find out about me to ever be able to blog freely like a certain someone >=)

Therefore until one day when i'll be able to blog freely about my inner thoughts without having to worry about consequences. Here's a little something that i find is an absolute genius of a letter.

Herbert A. Millington
Chair - Search Committee
412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University
College Hill, MA  34109

Dear Professor Millington,

Thank you for your letter of March 16.  After careful consideration, I
regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me
an assistant professor position in your department.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually
large number of rejection letters.  With such a varied and promising field
of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite Whitson's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in
rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at
this time.  Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor
in your department this August.  I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely,
Chris L. Jensen

Genius! Don't you agree?

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