.: iwasinjail :.

yes, your eyes was not deceiving you. I was in jail on tuesday... what crime did i commit, you ask?

you see, on tuesday, as well as monday,wednesday, thursday and friday..my classes starts at 8 am...woe is me...anyway on tuesday morning, i woke up as usual to go to college at 7 am...and when i was in college at 8 am...i found out that there was no class..classes was cancelled! And me being ....me in general was obviously not well informed enough...nuff said

anyway instead of classes...we were all sent to jail in sungai buloh...
How was jail you ask?? Well first of all, we got a semi interesting semi boring presentation by a super malay raper...i swear that guy can speak malay faster than Marshall Mather or Will Smith can speak english...well i may exaggerate but he was fast...definitely as fast as Eminem and Mr. Hitch.

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After all this..we arrive to the end of the presentation and the eye-opening/cool but also gruesome and painful part of the whole visit...a video of how the inmates get their whipping....
and boy..was it a

*MAJOR OUCH!!!*

but back to the description..we were shown a video recording of the inmates gettin their whipping..which means the gurls get to get a turn on watchin male ass~ although all of us was whincing too much to really care about all those exposed ass.

1. The inmates are given these G-string / Sports Underwear to wear so that their ass are not protected when they get whipped.
2. After that, they are strapped on very tightly to a wooden contraption which disable their movement while their body leans forward and their ass are slightly tilted so that the whipper are able to hit the bulls-eye. [cant help it...but the minute i see this..Sado-Masochism pops up in my mind]
3. Once the inmate are properly situated, the whipper takes up his position on the left side of the inmate- imagine a guy with Arnold Schwarzenegger's bicep- then imagine this guy standing like Tiger Woods and gettin ready to smack the golf ball hundreds of yard away- there you go...oh did i mention the rotan is atleast 4 cm in diameter??

I'm telling you..one stroke and you wont be sitting pretty for a long while...maximum sentence is 24 stroke of the rotan- but the most we got to see was 10 stroke..amazingly after being on the receiving end of the 10 strokes...and with his ass practically bleeding with cracks...he stood up, said thank you in malay...and walk off to the hospital for treatement...amazing i tell you...

on a less important basis...the freaking prison smells like rotten fish..and we were told the smell stink even more when ur at the cell...urGH

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